Leva i nötskalet

Mannen jag aldrig glömmer, William. Mer specifikt Hamlet:

"I could live in a nutshell, and count myself a king of infinite space, were it not that I have bad dreams".

Moderna varianter:

I could live in a nutshell -
were it not that I prefer my penthouse on Manhattan.

I could live in a nutshell -
were it not that someone keeps hammering on it.

I could l i a nutshell -
were it not that my Caravan is more mobile.

I could l i a nutshell -
If I wasnt so greedy to impress my neighbor.

I could l i a nutshell -
If they only came in XXXL.

I could l i a nutshell -
but I would obsess with the door lock.

I could l i a nutshell -
were it not that the only party guests would be ants, flees & caterpillars.

I could l i a nutshell -
If I had a Yogi Lover.

I could l i a nutshell - 
were it not that I have what we in Sweden call a "kåta".

Slut på 1600-tals-parafraser!
Men på något sätt måste man ju fira William Shakespeares 450-årsdag.
Ni kan snart komma att läsa ännu intressantare saker om detta. Tro mig.


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